NO. 01CUTE + SARCASTIC
Tabby Tabs
ONE OF THEM IS PLAYING MUSIC.
THE PASSWORD JOURNAL COLLECTION
SOME THINGS
ARE BETTER
WRITTEN DOWN.
For the friend who remembers your coffee order. And none of their passwords.
A little sarcasm outside. Account records, recovery plans and useful household details inside. Pick the cover that feels embarrassingly familiar.
20 COVERS.ZERO MEMORY
REQUIRED.
The full cover collection is here. Ordering opens soon. Choose your favorites and look inside while we get the printed editions ready.
CUTE. SARCASTIC. SUSPICIOUSLY USEFUL.
PICK YOUR
PAPER PERSONALITY.
Three titles. Twenty very different moods.
Choose one for yourself, then pick the one your friend needs to hear.
20 covers
NO. 02CUTE + SARCASTIC
Office Opossum
I WAS GOING TO REMEMBER IT.
NO. 03CUTE + SARCASTIC
Brain Spaghetti
THOUGHTS: 47. PASSWORDS: 0.
NO. 04CUTE + SARCASTIC
Browser Bouquet
CURRENTLY BUFFERING.
NO. 05CUTE + SARCASTIC
Overthinking Raccoon
MENTALLY OUT OF OFFICE.
NO. 06STRONGER LANGUAGE
Adulting Circus
A VERY ORGANIZED SHITSHOW.
NO. 07CUTE + SARCASTIC
Retro Desktop
MEMORY FULL. VIBES IMMACULATE.
NO. 08CUTE + SARCASTIC
Robot Tea
SOME THINGS STAY HANDWRITTEN.
NO. 09CUTE + SARCASTIC
Robot Peeking
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
NO. 10CUTE + SARCASTIC
Robot Captcha
PLEASE PROVE YOU'RE A HUMAN.
NO. 11CUTE + SARCASTIC
Robot Florist
YOU CAN'T AUTOCOMPLETE THIS.
NO. 12CUTE + SARCASTIC
Robot Disco
ACCESS DENIED, SWEETIE.
NO. 13CUTE + SARCASTIC
Robot Love Note
LOVE THAT YOU TRIED.
NO. 14STRONGER LANGUAGE
Robot Respectfully
RESPECTFULLY, FUCK OFF.
NO. 15CUTE + SARCASTIC
Classified Cherries
NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
NO. 16CUTE + SARCASTIC
Goose Inspector
JUST SOME VERY BORING NOTES.
NO. 17CUTE + SARCASTIC
Secret Garden
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING INTERESTING.
NO. 18CUTE + SARCASTIC
Bow Dossier
PLEASE ENJOY MINDING YOUR BUSINESS.
NO. 19CUTE + SARCASTIC
Secret Sardines
PACKED WITH QUESTIONABLE MEMORY.
NO. 20CUTE + SARCASTIC
Cozy Detective
I SWEAR I'LL REMEMBER THIS ONE.
A PRACTICAL GIFT. A GENTLE PERSONAL ATTACK.
ONE FOR YOU.
ONE FOR YOUR
EQUALLY FORGETFUL
FRIEND.
Pick any two covers. Keep one. Give one to the person who has reset their password three times this week.
Both books are planned to ship to one address, ready for you to hand over the second copy. Two books, chosen separately. No subscription.
Choose and share your pair now. Ordering opens soon.
THE COVER HAS ATTITUDE. THE PAGES HAVE A JOB.
THE USEFUL PART.
A5 spiral format. A shared 120-page black and white interior with room for actual handwriting. See eight pages from the prepared print master.
72 individual account records, an index, recovery plans, household details, trusted contacts and room for notes. The API-key register is an optional-use section for technical users. All sample fields are blank.
Keep a completed book securely. Use passkeys or strong unique passwords and two-step verification, and check each service's rules before writing a password down. Paper can be read, lost or copied; it does not prevent phishing or account compromise.