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EVERYONE HATES AI PRESENTS

A Little Something for You.

A little
something.
Every month.

A fresh page. A thoughtful surprise.
A little time for your favorite human.

Give someone a new printable journal or writing project each month. They print it, pick up a pen, and make it theirs.

First issue free to give · Monthly gifts planned from $5 USD

FOR HUMAN USE ONLY / ISSUE 001 Little Things Worth Keeping, with painted wildflowers, a notebook, a coffee cup and a ribbon-tied letter. PLANNED FROM$5USD / MONTH Two friendly blue robots share a red heart. For you.
Just because.
REAL PAGES TO PRINT. REAL WORDS TO KEEP.
LESS SCROLLING. MORE SCRIBBLING.THOUGHT OF YOU. AGAIN.FOR HUMAN USE ONLY.

01 / A GOOD THING TO GIVE

You give the thought.
They fill the pages.

A small monthly reminder that someone
is thinking of them. Here’s the idea.

  1. 01

    Pick your person.

    A friend. Your mum. A faraway sibling. Choose a gift length and add a few words that could only come from you.

  2. 02

    A little surprise arrives.

    You send their personal gift link by text. They open your note and their first printable. Monthly paid editions are the next chapter.

  3. 03

    They make it theirs.

    Print a few pages or the whole thing. Write, sketch, tuck in a memory. No answers to upload. No homework to hand back.

The first issue is free to give.
They just need paper, a printer, and a pen.

A little closer,
even from far away.

02 / MEET THEIR FIRST LITTLE SOMETHING

Little things
worth keeping.

An ordinary day can make a lovely keepsake.
Ten illustrated pages for noticing, remembering,
and putting a little of yourself on paper.

MONTH 01 / THE COMPLETE SAMPLE

TAKE A LITTLE LOOK

These are the actual printable pages.
The welcome page includes an example gift message.

01 / 10 — The cover
YOUR WORDS GO HERE.

Made for home printing. US Letter + A4. Print at actual size, single-sided, in color or grayscale. Keep the files; reprint a favorite page whenever you like.

A NEW LITTLE SOMETHING EACH MONTH

Always thoughtful.
Never the same pages.

A small journal one month. Letters to write the next. Recipe pages, memory keepers, or a place for wildly unfinished ideas.

Future issue ideas shown. Each month’s gift will be a digital printable, with a fresh theme.

AN IDEA FOR A FUTURE ISSUE

Letters I’ve
been meaning
to write.

Words worth sending.

AN IDEA FOR A FUTURE ISSUE

Recipes &
the people
behind them.

A little family flavor.

THE NEXT CHAPTER / PLANNED PAID GIFTS

A little something.
For a little longer.

Give the first issue free today. We’re preparing prepaid gifts and an ongoing monthly option for when paid gifting opens.

ONGOING / COMING SOON

Every month.

$5USD / month

One recipient. A fresh printable each month. Planned cancellation by the giver.

PREPAID / COMING SOON

Three little somethings.

$15USD total

Three months of gifts for one recipient. Planned to end automatically.

PREPAID / COMING SOON

Six little somethings.

$30USD total

Six months of gifts for one recipient. Planned to end automatically.

PREPAID / COMING SOON

A year of little somethings.

$60USD total

Twelve months of gifts for one recipient. Planned to end automatically.

Planned prices, not an active checkout. No payment is collected today. These paid gifts include future monthly issues; the free gift link below includes the first issue only. Final tax and billing terms will be shown before purchase.

03 / A LITTLE GIFT, STRAIGHT FROM YOUR PHONE

The best part?
It’s from you.

Give the first issue free, right now.
Add a note. Make their link. Send it by text.

A FREE FIRST-ISSUE GIFT / YOU CHOOSE WHEN TO SEND

Your note travels with the gift link. Anyone with that link can open it. No recipient email or phone number is collected here. Your personal note appears on their gift page; the PDF has a sample welcome note.

THEIR GIFT PAGE / A PREVIEW

A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU

Hey, your favorite human.
Someone thought of you.

A little gift from you, with love.

I thought you might like a little time for yourself. A fresh page, a few small memories, and something to look forward to. Just because.
Cover of the first monthly printable journal.
YOUR FIRST ISSUE

Little things
worth keeping.

Ten pages. Your own little world.

Take a look inside

A free first-issue gift. Yours to print and keep. No account needed.

A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE MAKING

First issue ready.
Monthly gifting coming soon.

Send the free first issue today. Paid gifting and automatic monthly delivery aren’t available yet.

Explore the Offline Letter

Our free brand newsletter is separate from this upcoming gift subscription.

THE LITTLE DETAILS

A few things
worth knowing.

Two blue robots read a red book together.
Can I send the gift by text?

Yes. Make their gift link above, edit your text message, then choose Share and select Messages on your phone. You can also copy the message and link. The recipient opens a personal gift page with your note and the first journal downloads. You choose the recipient and send the message yourself.

Is this a physical journal in the mail?

It’s a digital printable gift. Send a gift link by text, and they can download the first PDF to print at home. Paper, printing, and any binding are up to the recipient. Nothing physical is shipped.

What will they receive each month?

A new, complete printable writing project: a small journal, a set of letters, recipe pages, or another keepsake. The first issue has ten illustrated pages and comes in US Letter and A4 sizes. Future issues may have different page counts.

Can I buy the subscription today?

Not yet. The subscription is coming soon, with a planned starting price of $5 USD per month. You can give the complete first issue free now: add a personal note, create their gift link, and send it yourself. No order is placed.

Will the recipient have to pay?

The plan is for the giver to pay and the recipient to receive the gift without entering a credit card. They’ll need access to a printer and paper, or can arrange their own printing.

Will there be a prepaid gift that ends automatically?

That’s the plan: three, six, or twelve months paid up front, ending automatically. We also plan an ongoing $5/month gift that the giver can cancel. Final billing, renewal, and cancellation terms will be shown before purchasing when subscriptions open.

Do they have to share what they write?

No. Their pages can stay entirely with them. There’s no journal-entry upload, shared-answer feed, or requirement to send anything back to the giver.

Can they keep the printables?

Yes. Received editions are theirs to keep and reprint for personal use, including after the gift ends. The PDFs aren’t for resale or redistribution.

Thought of you. Again.

A small gift.
A little more human.

Try the first issue

For Human Use Only. From Everyone Hates AI.

The cover

The cover, enlarged.

Find your thing.